Your life is not complete without a stoned, talking towel action figure.
He's got 5 on it!
The wait is over. Towelie is now available to speak at your house, and you'll love him so much you'll never institute a Towelie ban! This talking RG-400 Smart Towel, intelligently designed to absorb on an as-needed basis, is now available in action figure form. He talks and inhales at the same time! Towelie (aka Toweleeeie or Stephen McTowelie) is in a euphoric state of mind and has the bloodshot eyes to prove it. It's no coincidence that this recurring character is 2-dimensional. He's bad and likes being baked! Towelie stands 9-inches tall on a base that delivers 12 sound clips from various South Park episodes. For example:
"Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaaallll wet!"
"Oh man, I have no idea what's going on right now!"
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