Don't make me beg! The Brian Griffin Talking Pen from Family Guy contains six quotes from the hit TV show, and if that isn't enough, it also writes! This pen will make you laugh when it says things like:
"If dog's aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage, why do they make it mint flavored?"
"Don't make me beg."
"Do you listen to yourself when you talk?"
"Sorry to be tardy to the party."
"Why don't you shut up for about a week?"
"Me and the little shred of dignity I have left will be waiting in the car."