South Park Talking Cartman Deluxe Action Figure

Description

Drugs are bad because hippies do drugs, and hippies suck! Respect our authoritah and pick up this super shweeeet Eric Cartman talking action figure. He stands 6-inches tall and boy does he speak his mind! This fat, spoiled, and insensitive figure contains the following 12 unique sound phrases ripped straight from the cartoon:

"You guys know what? Um, the last thing you do when you die is crap your pants."

"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

"Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye. "

"Oh, I remember, I shoved it up my ass!"

"Kick ass!"

"I took a crap in the principal's purse, 7 times..."

"I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie, and hippies suck!"

"This is bullcrap."

"Don't touch me!"

"You guys are hella stupid."

"I am so pissed off!"

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tries anything, I'd be like, "Hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"

Eric Cartman is one of four central characters in the animated series South Park. He is usually only addressed by his last name, Cartman, or weight-related names such as "fat ass" being the most common; he is spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, insensitive, manipulative, greedy and much, much more.