Your life is not complete without a stoned, talking towel action figure.
He's got 5 on it!
The wait is over. Towelie is now available to speak at your house, and you'll love him so much you'll never institute a Towelie ban! This talking RG-400 Smart Towel, intelligently designed to absorb on an as-needed basis, is now available in action figure form. He talks and inhales at the same time! Towelie (aka Toweleeeie or Stephen McTowelie) is in a euphoric state of mind and has the bloodshot eyes to prove it. It's no coincidence that this recurring character is 2-dimensional. He's bad and likes being baked! Towelie stands 9-inches tall on a base that delivers 12 sound clips from various South Park episodes. For example:
"Be sure to bring a towel so you don't get aaaallll wet!"
"Oh man, I have no idea what's going on right now!"
Entertainment Earth, LLC. markets and sells products, including children's products, for purchase by adults 18 years and over. If any product you are ordering is intended for a child please assume all of the following warnings may apply to that product:
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
Entertainment Earth, LLC. markets and sells products in California. Some items may expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
"Really good store! They are helping me with my toy hunt. So happy. I was a little late when these items were released, but you guys are getting me caught up."
"Really good store! They are helping me with my toy hunt. So happy. I was a little late when these items were released, but you guys are getting me caught up."
This site uses cookies to analyze and make your experience on our site better. Learn more in our Privacy Policy. By continuing to use this site or closing this banner, your consent is deemed to be provided.
Password Assistance
A message has been sent to with instructions to complete your password reset. For additional help, email us at [email protected] or call customer service at 818-255-0095.
Password Assistance
Please enter the e-mail address connected to your Entertainment Earth account in the field below. We will send you an e-mail with a link to reset your password.