The Big Lebowski Talking Jesus Urban Achiever 8-Inch Figure, EE Exclusive, Not Mint

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The Big Lebowski Talking Jesus Urban Achiever 8-Inch Figure, EE Exclusive, Not Mint:

PACKAGING NOT GUARANTEED TO BE IN MINT CONDITION. NOT MINT ITEMS MAY SELL OUT AT ANY TIME. ORDERS MAY NOT BE FILLED.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This item will debut as a Comic-Con 2009 Entertainment Earth Exclusive. Pre-orders will ship the last week of July 2009, while supplies last.

• Speaks 7 phrases!
• Are you a Lebowski achiever?
• Relive the fun and laughter!
• Urban vinyl with real cloth!

Are you a Lebowski achiever? Let's hope so. After all, it would be totally "un-Dude" of you not to be. Relive all the fun and laughter from The Big Lebowski with these cool, 8-inch tall Series 3 Action Figures. Each features an outfit with real cloth pieces, movie-accurate accessories, and multiple points of articulation. They combine the stylized look of "urban vinyl" with a little Lebowski fun!

Jesus Quintana (a.k.a. "The Jesus") is part of a team that's out to beat The Dude, Walter, and Donny in the championship. Now this crude, hyper-aggressive bowler comes to your door as this terrific figure that includes a bowling bag and a talking base. Add The Jesus to your team today!

The Jesus speaks 7 authentic phrases that include:
"Let me tell you something, p*****o. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes..."
"...I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a*s, and pull the f*****g trigger 'til it goes 'click'."
"You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with The Jesus."
"What is this day-of-rest s**t?"
"What's this bulls**t??"
"I don't f**kin' care! It don't matter to Jesus!"
"You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski is a real laid-back kind of guy. He enjoys "bowling, driving, (and having) the occasional acid flashback." In the classic film The Big Lebowski, this humble pacifist and his bowling buddies become entangled in a web of embezzlement, supposed kidnapping, and White Russians.