"Sorry I don't do dog shows. It's not my thing." He may look like your typical dog however Brian Griffin is anything but your average household pet! He displays human qualities which make Brian the perfect gift for the dog lover and Family Guy fan in your life. This talking pooch stands approximate 6 1/2-inches tall, stands on a sound base loaded with hysterical commentary straight from the tuxedo clad, martini swilling, cigarette smoking member of the Griffin family. Brian comes packaged in a deluxe window box. Sayings include: 1. "Sorry I don't do dog shows. It's not my thing." 2. "I don't think it's a gay drink...Mojito." 3. "How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up." 4. "Oh yeah, oh yeah. I would do everything to her. I don't care what she looks like. I would wreck that chick." 5. "Huh, so that's what Peter's penis looks like." 6. "Vodka stinger with a whiskey back, and step on it." 7. "YEAH! IN YOUR (BLEEP) FACE, (BLEEP) WAD!"
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