From the upcoming sequel about your favorite foul-mouthed Boston teddy bear, Funko has a brand new Ted 2 Talking Bobble Head and Pop! Vinyl Figures!
Even as vinyl figures, Ted is totally adorable – and inappropriate.
The two 3 3/4-inch tall Pop! Vinyl figures feature the teddy bear, voiced by Seth MacFarlane in the films, holding two of his favorite items: a beer bottle and remote control.
Each figure has Ted wearing the same scowl and narrowed eyebrows.
Next is the talking bobble head, which has Ted with a much happier expression, still holding a beer bottle. He measures 7-inches tall on a white base with his name on it.
He even talks! Bobble head Ted features the following phrases:
“Hashtag grrr Mondays.”
“Well yeah, but that was back when she was rowwr, and before she was who-hoa!”
“I’m gonng get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.”
“But we don’t know any lawyers, all our friends make sandwiches.”
“We could totally be lawyers.”
Good luck convincing yourself that doesn’t sound awesome.
The figures come in window display packaging and are currently available for pre-order at Entertainment Earth with the Pop! Vinyls expected to arrive in July 2015 and the bobble head in August.