Play with matches, you get burned, but play with Beeline Creative’s new Pulp Fiction 13-inch talking action figures and you get laughs.
Warning: these products may not be suitable for children.
Get ready to make some phone calls and call some people, because these action figures from Quentin Tarantino’s classic Pulp Fiction are awesome!
There are four talking figures: Jules Winnfield, Vincent Vega, Butch Coolidge, and Jimmy Dimmick. Each one has a faithful recreation from the film, including fantastic face sculpts and details like the blood on Butch’s shirt and Jimmy’s robe.
They all have character specific accessories, such as Jules’ briefcase, Vincent’s gun, Butch’s katana, and Jimmy’s cup of coffee. They even come in “Try Me, Mother F***er” packaging!
Read on to find out some of the specific phrases each figure says.
You lookin’ at something, friend? Yeah, these awesome figures, which are currently available at Entertainment Earth.
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» Order Pulp Fiction Jules Winnfield 13-Inch Talking Action Figure
“Mmmmmmm! This is a tasty burger!”
“English, mother f***er, do you speak it?”
“Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you mother f***er, say ‘what’ one more Goddamn time!”
You can find the rest of the phrases on the product page.
» Order Pulp Fiction Vincent Vega 13-Inch Talking Action Figure
“Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.”
“Play with matches, you get burned.”
“Aw man! I shot Marvin in the face!”
You can find the rest of the phrases on the product page.
» Pre-Order Pulp Fiction Butch Coolidge 13-Inch Talking Action Figure
“In the fifth, my ass goes down.”
“I specifically reminded her – bedside table! On the Kangaroo! I said the words, “Don’t forget my father’s watch.””
“Honey, since I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest f***ing day of my life!
You can find the rest of the phrases on the product page.
» Order Pulp Fiction Jimmy Dimmick 13-Inch Talking Action Figure
“I don’t need you to tell me how f***ing good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SH**. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen.
“Don’t f***ing Jimmie me, Jules!”
“Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.”
You can find the rest of the phrases on the product page.
