Wise men – ha! More like wiseguys, am I right? They’re always going on about “remembering the sacred words” otherwise you’ll “raise an army of undead evil” and all that hocus pocus.
But who has time to speak every mumbo jumbo word exactly, precisely right? It should be enough that you gave it the old (community) college try – what do these people expect from you, anyway, when you’re just an average guy who works at Shop S-Mart?
Get into the undead spirit of things with reluctant hero Ash Williams and celebrate the 30th anniversary of the cult classic Evil Dead 2 – as well as the entire Evil Dead franchise – with these groovy goodies, no secret password necessary!
What better wingman in the fight against evil than a foul-mouthed puppet? The Ash vs. Evil Dead Ashy Slashy Puppet Prop Replica brings the felted doppelganger from the hit show to life. Ashy Slashy is a fully-functional puppet, so you can move the mouth and pose the arms using the inner articulation, and “stands” 15-inches tall. Like the real Ash, he comes with a chainsaw hand and distinguished graying temples.
The Evil Dead 2 30th Anniversary Hero Ash and Evil Ed Figure 2-Pack allows you to recreate some of the most memorable scenes from the iconic horror classic. Ash features a stunning likeness of the immortal Bruce Campbell, and comes with a Necronomicon book that opens, two alternate head sculpts, the infamous bone dagger, a sawed-off shotgun, and the possessed mounted deer head. Deadite Ed with interchangeable heads (one which comes apart just as during his gruesome defeat by Ash’s chainsaw). Each figure stands 7-inches tall, is highly detailed and fully poseable, and comes in a deluxe anniversary window box with opening flap.
When you’re falling through time and being chased by possessed zombies, it’s always a good idea to keep a journal handy for any helpful notes on mystical chants, last wills and testaments, or ammo shopping lists. The Army of Darkness Necronomicon Journal is made of faux leather with a debossed cover simulating the art of the Necronomicon. The inside of the cover features a photo of Ash and graphics inspired by the movie, with original graphic art and runes decorating the interior pages. The 200-page journal measures about 8 1/2-inches tall x 5 1/2-inches wide and includes a built-in ribbon bookmark!
Last but certainly not least, is the Ash Vs. Evil Dead Ash Bloody Pop! Vinyl Figure – an Entertainment Earth Exclusive! Ash is wearing his distinctive blue shirt and rugged pants, with chainsaw hand firmly latched on and a sawed off shotgun at the ready, obviously fresh from a recent gruesome encounter with the Deadite threat. Judging by that bloody spray, one of ’em took a near-contact blast from that shotgun. The groovy badass stands 3 3/4-inches tall, comes packaged in a window display box, and won’t stick around for long — since he’s an Entertainment Earth exclusive — so you better order now before he disappears (into the Middle Ages) for good!