It was the tweet heard ’round the galaxy: Star Wars Episode VII is titled The Force Awakens. They finished the principal photography for the film so it’s really coming back.
Of course the Force is returning. Star Wars is returning! As much as I love the series, it’s not exactly a surprise that the Force is awakening. How long was it asleep anyway? Is the Force suddenly a metaphysical bear waking up from hibernation?
Let’s come up with a few more titles that might suit the series slightly better than The Force Awakens.
Star Wars VII: Alternate Titles
Star Wars VII: The Force Might Need Some Coffee Before We Really Get Going
Star Wars VII: How Luke Got His Groove Back
Star Wars VII: Remember Those Movies From The 80s?
Star Wars VII: Keeping Up with the Cardassians
Star Wars VII: It’s Definitely A Movie
Star Wars VII: Harrison Ford Wonders If This Is The Movie Series Where He Wears The Hat Or Not
Star Wars VII: Lens Flare
Star Wars VII: The Sequel to Spaceballs
Star Wars VII: Take The Whole Family Christmas 2015
Star Wars VII: The Drowsy Fight
Star Wars VII: Come at Me Snyder
Star Wars VII: The Dark Shadow of Something Evil
But seriously, let’s talk about the title. It’s so close to Star Wars: The Force Unleashed from the video game and I’m not sure whether I love it or I think it’s tried. I almost prefer The Force Returns, but we already had The Return of the Jedi and those two things go hand in hand.
Share your hopeful titles in the comments and let us know what you want to see in Star Wars Episode VII!
