{"id":40781,"date":"2016-03-28T14:22:54","date_gmt":"2016-03-28T21:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/?p=40781"},"modified":"2016-03-28T14:22:54","modified_gmt":"2016-03-28T21:22:54","slug":"accoutrements-bigfoot-products","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/accoutrements-bigfoot-products\/","title":{"rendered":"Cryptid Primate Hunter Starter Pack"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tracking down monsters is a hard job. You face skepticism from the rest of the scientific community and constantly have to champion your cause. There’s hours spent arduously hiking through forested wilderness. <\/p>\n

And it never fails: the moment you actually cross paths with your target, your camera jams.<\/p>\n

Thank goodness Accoutrements has a full line of products to make life just a little easier for the dedicated cryptozoologist. <\/p>\n

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The Bigfoot Luggage Tag<\/strong><\/a> is just the piece of flair you need to distinguish your bag from the rest at the airport. The durable vinyl tag is 5 3\/4-inches long and features blank space on the back for your personal information – just on the off chance that a rival cryptoprimatologist is flying on the same airline.<\/p>\n

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Hunting the mighty Squatch can be a perilous quest, and you might find yourself in need of these Bigfoot Bandages<\/a>.<\/strong> They’re extra large (3-inches long and 1 1\/2-inches wide) to cover any big boo-boos or blisters, and may even prove handy should you find an injured beast on your travels! <\/p>\n
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You’ll want to stay hydrated out in the untamed wilds, so don’t forget your Sasquatch Seltzer Water Bottle<\/a>.<\/strong> The coated aluminum water bottle can hold 17 oz of your favorite beverage and stands 8 3\/4-inches tall. <\/p>\n
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Cryptozoology is often a family affair, so for all of those searchers of the truth who have sons and daughters in tow, the Bigfoot Action Figure<\/strong><\/a> is both a handy teaching tool – it’s never too early to educate the kiddies on the markings of the North American Bigfoot – and a fun toy for those moments when distraction is necessary. At 7 1\/4-inches tall and with intricate articulation, it can even be posed just like frame 352 of the famous Patterson film footage!<\/p>\n
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And even if this year’s hunt proves fruitless, never fear: you can still bring home the Bigfoot Glass Ornament<\/a>.<\/strong> Hide this 6 1\/4-inch tall ornament on your Christmas tree and the whole family can hunt for the elusive creature. Remember: there’s always next year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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