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This bear probably won\u2019t steal from the rich and give to the poor, though Jayne wasn\u2019t really trying to either. Perhaps the adorable, fluffy exterior<\/a> is just a rouse. A clever distraction to lull you into a false sense of security until he can turn on you. Then again, all you really have to do is stick him in the airlock for a few until he realizes who\u2019s really <\/em>the captain of this ship, er\u2026 House? Whatever vessel you occupy out in your corner of the \u2018verse!<\/p>\n While Jayne was arguably the roughest member of Serenity\u2019s crew, I like to think that this shows who he really is deep inside. After all, he helped save Simon and River eventually, and always had a soft spot for Kaylee. Add all that to his love for Ma Cobb and you\u2019ve got the obvious choice to turn into a teddy bear!<\/p>\n A mercenary teddy bear can\u2019t leave the house without his favorite hat. Can\u2019t be taken seriously if you don\u2019t don the cunning head wear! Teddy Jayne is also sporting his trademark cargo pants and his favorite \u2018troublemaker\u2019 tee shirt, letting you know exactly what he\u2019s about. He would have worn his Blue Sun shirt, but that\u2019s still got a big ol\u2019 gash in it from that one time the psychic girl went crazy.<\/p>\n This\u00a0little guy won’t be out in the \u2018verse until\u00a0October. Make sure you pre-order today<\/a>. Jayne doesn\u2019t like to go on missions unless payment\u2019s made or he gets to bring his grenades, and it looks like he\u2019s all out of grenades!<\/p>\n
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