{"id":49798,"date":"2016-10-14T15:03:27","date_gmt":"2016-10-14T22:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/?p=49798"},"modified":"2016-10-17T16:02:48","modified_gmt":"2016-10-17T23:02:48","slug":"yo-ho-yo-ho-a-pirates-life-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/yo-ho-yo-ho-a-pirates-life-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a Pirate&#8217;s Life for Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/1200x630_pirates_caribbean_dorbs.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/1200x630_pirates_caribbean_dorbs.jpg\" alt=\"Pirates of the Caribbean\" width=\"1200\" height=\"630\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-49799\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/1200x630_pirates_caribbean_dorbs.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/1200x630_pirates_caribbean_dorbs-640x336.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/1200x630_pirates_caribbean_dorbs-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/1200x630_pirates_caribbean_dorbs-600x315.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/1200x630_pirates_caribbean_dorbs-380x200.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/1200x630_pirates_caribbean_dorbs-150x79.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPirates have enough to worry about with scurvy and all that. Though, I suppose one could get a toothache with how precious this new line of Dorbz is. Can wooden teeth hurt? Asking for a scallywag.<\/p>\n<p>The wonderful thing about a pirate is you never know who you can trust, but you can always trust them to be dishonest. <em>Savvy<\/em>? The Black Pearl has gone from captain to captain, often traded off between Captain Jack Sparrow and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com\/prodinfo.asp?number=FU10828&amp;utm_source=ee-blog&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=product\">Captain Barbosa<\/a>. It really depends on whose turn it is to mutiny that week. While you can sort out Jack\u2019s motives &#8211; sometimes &#8211; Barbosa\u2019s a bit more\u2026 Changeable. Dorbz planned for that and gave you two options for this swashbuckler!<\/p>\n<p>Where Jack and Barbosa are every now and then playing for the same team, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com\/prodinfo.asp?number=FU10827&amp;utm_source=ee-blog&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=product\">Davy Jones<\/a> is much more solidly on team \u201cGive Me Your Soul.\u201d His unyielding alignment makes him a bit easier to understand, so long as you ignore that enslaving souls bit. Like most baddies, Davy Jones\u2019 heart be broken. Or rather, Davy Jones\u2019 heart be ripped out of his chest because emotions are hard, and honestly who doesn\u2019t wish that was an option from time to time?<\/p>\n<p>Then there\u2019s the man of the hour. The one and only &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com\/prodinfo.asp?number=FU10829&amp;utm_source=ee-blog&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=product\">Jack Sparrow<\/a>. He may be the worst pirate you\u2019ve ever heard of, but you <em>have <\/em>heard of him, and he won\u2019t ever let you forget that. I\u2019m sure he\u2019s also very upset I left captain off in the second sentence, but what does he know?<\/p>\n<p>Pre-order these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com\/hitlist.asp?theme=Pirates+Of+The+Caribbean&amp;collect=Vinyl+Figures&amp;utm_source=ee-blog&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=product\">Pirates of the Caribbean Dorbz<\/a>\u00a0and stumble your way through your favorite port with this cute little bugger in your pocket!<\/p>\n[justified_image_grid preset=1 ids=&#8221;49800,49804,49801,49802&#8243; thumbs_spacing=5 row_height=200 height_deviation=30 caption=off overlay=hovered overlay_color=#111111 overlay_opacity=0.4 outer_border_width=2 outer_border_color=#cccccc lightbox=prettyphoto margin=&#8221;10px 0&#8243; mobile_caption=off mobile_overlay=off]\n<hr \/>\n[uam_ad id=&#8221;49711&#8243;]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pirates have enough to worry about with scurvy and all that. Though, I suppose one could get a toothache with how precious this new line of Dorbz is. Can wooden teeth hurt? Asking for a scallywag. The wonderful thing about a pirate is you never know who you can trust, but you can always trust [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":49799,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[158,2720],"tags":[4655,4656,2369,224,3635,3071,903],"yst_prominent_words":[37162,37158,37154,8116,28054,37161,37157,37153,37152,28050,37156,7754,7721,7700,37159,37160,28053,28047,37155,6491],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49798"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49798"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49833,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49798\/revisions\/49833"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/49799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49798"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=49798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}