{"id":56685,"date":"2017-08-22T09:00:11","date_gmt":"2017-08-22T16:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/?p=56685"},"modified":"2017-08-22T09:04:35","modified_gmt":"2017-08-22T16:04:35","slug":"doctor-tardis-serving-platter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/doctor-tardis-serving-platter\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor Who TARDIS Serving Platter Gives Your Food Some Time Lord Flair"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Wood\u2019s not the only thing the Doctor\u2019s sonic screwdriver can\u2019t handle.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt doesn\u2019t do turkey,\u201d the Eleventh Doctor told Clara, who was desperate to get her bird done for dinner in the 2013 Christmas episode, \u201cThe Time of the Doctor.\u201d \u201cNothing<\/i> does turkey.\u201d<\/p>\n

Turns out, the time winds do. But for those of us who can\u2019t use \u201cvortex cooking,\u201d the ingenious dinnerware designers at Vandor cooked up the next best thing: the Doctor Who TARDIS Embossed Serving Platter<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Measuring about 10-inches wide and 16-inches long, this charming ceramic platter is shaped like sci-fi\u2019s most celebrated time-and-space machine and features a relief image of it, outlined and decorated in white. It\u2019s the perfect way to present your next holiday turkey in timey-wimey style.<\/p>\n

Let’s Talk More Than Turkey<\/h3>\n

Don\u2019t use your TARDIS platter<\/a> just once or twice a year.<\/p>\n

Load it up with jelly babies, Jammie Dodgers, and dishes of fish fingers and custard for your next Doctor Who<\/i> viewing party. (Oh, and bananas, too – don\u2019t ever <\/i>forget to bring a banana to the party!)<\/p>\n

Serve a souffl\u00e9 that\u2019s too beautiful to live on it.<\/p>\n

And, in the fall of 2018, pile it high with whatever the incoming Thirteenth Doctor\u2019s favorite food turns out to be!<\/p>\n

The TARDIS Platter Instruction Manual<\/h3>\n

The TARDIS platter is safe for your microwave. We make no promises about the time winds!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s also safe for your dishwasher, so you\u2019ve no excuse for not keeping it clean in between festivities. Display it proudly in your kitchen or dining room as a year-round profession of love for everyone\u2019s favorite Time Lord.<\/p>\n

It won\u2019t speed up the time it takes your poultry\u2019s timer button to pop. It can\u2019t make the carcass bigger on the inside so it will hold more stuffing. But the Doctor Who TARDIS Embossed Serving Platter<\/a> remains a must-have for all culinary-minded Whovians.<\/p>\n

The Doctor\u2019s TARDIS can \u201cvworp-vworp\u201d its way to any point in time and space. But the only place this serving platter is materializing is right here at Entertainment Earth!<\/strong> So pre-order yours today and make your next turkey a (temporary) member of the TARDIS crew!<\/p>\n

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Wood\u2019s not the only thing the Doctor\u2019s sonic screwdriver can\u2019t handle. \u201cIt doesn\u2019t do turkey,\u201d the Eleventh Doctor told Clara, who was desperate to get her bird done for dinner in the 2013 Christmas episode, \u201cThe Time of the Doctor.\u201d \u201cNothing does turkey.\u201d Turns out, the time winds do. But for those of us who […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":56705,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[158,1044],"tags":[105,5383,2224],"yst_prominent_words":[6293,40747,40742,40737,6376,10388,40743,39302,40745,40738,10497,40741,40736,40735,40739,5825,40740,40744,40746],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56685"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":56706,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56685\/revisions\/56706"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56685"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=56685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}