{"id":59447,"date":"2018-03-05T11:32:35","date_gmt":"2018-03-05T19:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/?p=59447"},"modified":"2018-09-12T11:28:58","modified_gmt":"2018-09-12T18:28:58","slug":"living-dead-dolls-pencil-sharpener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/living-dead-dolls-pencil-sharpener\/","title":{"rendered":"This Bride Will Help You Get Straight to the Point"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59449\" src=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/1200x630_living_dead_dolls_pencil_sharpener.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1200\" height=\"630\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/1200x630_living_dead_dolls_pencil_sharpener.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/1200x630_living_dead_dolls_pencil_sharpener-640x336.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/1200x630_living_dead_dolls_pencil_sharpener-768x403.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/1200x630_living_dead_dolls_pencil_sharpener-660x347.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/1200x630_living_dead_dolls_pencil_sharpener-380x200.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/1200x630_living_dead_dolls_pencil_sharpener-150x79.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ain\u2019t it always the way? You go to jot down some important reminder or write your last will and testament &#8211; and your pencil\u2019s either dull or broken.<\/p>\n<p>With this little lady on hand, you\u2019ll never be in a sticky situation due to an unusable pencil again! The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com\/prodinfo.asp?number=MZ90076&amp;utm_source=ee-blog&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=product\">Living Dead Dolls Bride of Valentine Pencil Sharpener<\/a> is sure to turn heads and jumpstart any conversation!<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t let her horrific expression stop you: this bride won\u2019t blink when you stick your pencil in her eye and twist to sharpen. When you\u2019re done, just push the lever hidden on the back of her head, beneath her hair, to make her spit out the shavings!<\/p>\n<p>She comes packaged on a blister card and is small enough to fit in any purse, pencil case, or backpack, making her the perfect girl-on-the-go. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com\/prodinfo.asp?number=MZ90076&amp;utm_source=ee-blog&amp;utm_medium=social&amp;utm_campaign=product\">This bloody bride<\/a> will be arriving this summer, so be sure to order now!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-59450\" src=\"http:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/MZ90076lg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/MZ90076lg.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/MZ90076lg-400x400.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/MZ90076lg-380x380.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/MZ90076lg-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ain\u2019t it always the way? You go to jot down some important reminder or write your last will and testament &#8211; and your pencil\u2019s either dull or broken. With this little lady on hand, you\u2019ll never be in a sticky situation due to an unusable pencil again! The Living Dead Dolls Bride of Valentine Pencil [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":59449,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[158,1044],"tags":[3081,932,5581],"yst_prominent_words":[15176,32234],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59447"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59451,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59447\/revisions\/59451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/59449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59447"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.entertainmentearth.com/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=59447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}