Are you a domestic goddess? Do you enjoy irony? Are you a messy cook? If the answer to any of these questions is "yes," you'll probably enjoy this nifty apron. Covered in messages like "don't nag" and "don't gossip over the phone," this nifty garment will help keep your 1950s-era husband quite happy. This 19-inch cotton apron would be great for your feminist pals!