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Portal 2 Long Fall Knee High Socks
While the Long Fall Boot is currently unavailable outside of Aperture Laboratories' testing facilities, you can still sport the latest look in test subject fashion with these black and white Portal 2 Long Fall Knee High Socks! As part of a previously mentioned test protocol, Aperture Laboratories is required to tell you that these socks won't actually help you survive any long falls, however they will make your feet look attractive whether you're safely on the ground or plummeting towards an imminent demise. The Portal 2 Long Fall Knee High Socks are one-size fits most.