- "Chuck Norris makes onions cry."
- Finally, a Chuck Norris Bobble Head!
- The legendary beard - the bad-ass everyone fears!
- Chuck Norris wins all!
The legend, the man... otherwise known as Chuck Norris! This slick 6-inch talking bobble head of Chuck Norris features a sleeveless blue shirt, blue jeans, and a snarl that would make a hyena wimper, while brandishing two machine guns. And we're not talking about his arms, either! The wobbler has him on a name display base. Ages 18 and up.
The Chuck Norris Bobble Head utters the following phrases:
"Chuck Norris makes onions cry."
"Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch; he decides what time it is."
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air hostage."
"Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest."
"You win some; you lose some. Chuck Norris wins ALL."
"Chuck Norris is not afraid of death; death is afraid of Chuck Norris."