No more naked bottles - Underpants for your wine!
No one will deny the pure majesty of a bottle of 1787 Chateau Margaux, but when you hand it to your host as a gift, it's embarrassingly naked. The solution is simple - Vinderpants, the underpants for your wine! Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and champagne bottles. Nothing is better for wrapping a hostess gift, bringing a bottle to a Fifty Shades of Grey book club, or hiding the label during a wine tasting. This is the brand of wine underpants preferred by modest sommeliers worldwide. If you were wondering where highbrow and lowbrow intersect, Vinderpants is the answer!