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Archie McPhee, Novelties

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Item #: AU10818

Gnarly Teeth are hilarious and inexpensive fake teeth that are perfect for costumes, a quick gag or just trying a new pair of chompers on for size.... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12386

Finally, real googly eyes for real people. Why do inanimate objects get all the Googly Eye glory? Now you can bedeck yourself with plastic Googly... Read more

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$8.99
Hot Off The Truck May 25
Item #: AU12134

Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guards! Just slip them over your ears before you go to bed at night and... Read more

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$1.99
Item #: AU12139

Fresh underpants when YOU need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if you have (gasp), another emergency? Don't fret, we've got... Read more

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$7.50
Item #: AU12519

Look for the elusive Bigfoot with this Bigfoot Research Kit. This Kit comes with everything you need to prove Bigfoot is not a myth. It comes with... Read more

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$15.99
Item #: AU12086

Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily... Read more

Coming in July 2021
$3.99
Item #: AU12098

Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12529

Happy miniature birthday to you! Your Super Awesome special someone is having a birthday, but space is limited. What do you do? These eight miniature... Read more

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$7.50
Hot Off The Truck May 26
Item #: AU12404

Puts an audience in the palm of your hand. You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing.... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12212

Let your facial hair give away your secret identity. Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for goths, vampires, and... Read more

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$2.50
Item #: AU12158

The cake Tom Selleck gets on his birthday! If you're throwing a mustache party, we can't imagine a more useful or versatile tool. Obviously, you can... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12400

What does the horse say? You're wearing your Horse Mask in public and generally creeping people out. It's all going well until someone asks you to... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12169

Makes any gift delicious! Everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Two 20-inch x 30-inch sheets of high quality gift wrapping paper in each... Read more

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$2.50
Item #: AU12117

Your refrigerator looks so clean shaven, have you considered a magnetic mustache? Everything looks better with a mustache, right? But, one of the... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12120

Put the freeze on everyday objects with Icicle Jumbo Magnets! This set of two 14 3/4-inch wide icicle magnets are sure to make things look a whole... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$7.99
Item #: AU11763

Stay cool, stay groomed, stay tough! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12765

Most occasions call for a Deluxe Rubber Chicken (sold separately), but sometimes you just need a cheaper alternative. This 20-inch long Basic Rubber... Read more

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$6.99
Hot Off The Truck May 25
Item #: AU12195

What do you get when you cross a gentleman with a squid? We've combined our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to create the most... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12101

Bacon in the fridge, bacon on the fridge! Much like real bacon, this 15-inch tall Mr. Bacon magnet is quite versatile. Put one on your meat locker as... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12143

This Artist Facial Hair takes you from average schmoe to accomplished artist without having to have a single original idea or even learning how to... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12107

We liked the Hipster Mustache before it was cool. Sometimes called the ironic mustache, this Hipster Mustache has an adhesive back so you can take it... Read more

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$2.99
Item #: AU6285

In some cultures, common objects like shirts, shoes and watches are crafted from paper as burnt offerings for the world of deceased ancestors for... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$12.99
Item #: AU12071

Get your Farmer John on with the World's Longest Beard! This enchanting black beard measures 4-feet long. The World's Longest Beard instantly adds a... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$11.99
Item #: AU12327

No more naked bottles - Underpants for your wine! No one will deny the pure majesty of a bottle of 1787 Chateau Margaux, but when you hand it to your... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$6.50
Item #: AU12424

Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be married? Neigh! Why a Horse and Unicorn Wedding Cake Topper? While some might think that... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$9.99
Item #: AU6550

The mask that will probably end all wars. Imagine some friends of yours are getting married and they say "I do", and kiss, and everyone starts to... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$24.99
Item #: AU6283

In some cultures, common objects like shirts, shoes and food are crafted from paper as burnt offerings for the world of deceased ancestors for their... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$13.99
Item #: AU6545

Four score and seven Christmases ago... This is a limited quantity item! It's a festive Santa Lincoln (Abraham Claus?) Sweater that lets the world... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$34.99
Item #: AU6286

In some cultures, common objects like shirts, shoes and food are crafted from paper as burnt offerings for the world of deceased ancestors for their... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$7.99
Item #: AU6282

In some cultures, common objects like shirts, shoes and food are crafted from paper as burnt offerings for the world of deceased ancestors for their... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$13.99
Item #: AU6281

In some cultures, common objects like shirts, shoes, and food are crafted from paper as burnt offerings for the world of deceased ancestors for their... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$14.99
Item #: AU6300

Get the prize without buying the Happy Meal! The year was 1992, and you eagerly opened your Happy Meal box to find that there was no prize inside.... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU11884

Protect the squirrel in your life from indecent exposure! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Are you sick and tired of squirrels... Read more

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$6.50
Item #: AU12674

The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat surface. They'll move and chatter like a pair of dentures... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12179

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this Public Toilet... Read more

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Item #: AU09511

Classic, kooky and fun! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is 19-inches long and made of soft rubber that... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU11794

Simple tricks and jokes that are sure to please! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Make everyday a laughfest with this set of seven... Read more

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$11.99
Item #: AU11761

This is no ordinary pickle. You won't believe your ears! Makes a sweet gift! Are you sick and tired of using melodious mind bullets and sheer force... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12266

Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-covered tin filled with 20 pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes ranging from 1/2-inches... Read more

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$5.50
Item #: AU12172

A soup strainer of sin. When growing facial hair you must be ever mindful of the Seven Deadly Mustaches. These mischievous mustache styles have the... Read more

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$2.50
Item #: AU12777

Squaaaaaaaaaawkkkk! This Champion Rubber Chicken won a blue ribbon for its shrill yell! It's a soft vinyl 13-inch long chicken that squeals and... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU10484

Try a new look! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Change your mustache like you change your socks! This seven-piece collection of... Read more

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Item #: AU12287

Any serious situation can be deflated with the introduction of a rubber chicken, but the problem is that traditional rubber chickens are so... Read more

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Item #: AU12492

Spending money is no proof of love! This Little Undertaker's Modest Pet Urn Coffee Can is modestly priced. This metal container, which mysteriously... Read more

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$9.50
Item #: AU11840

Try a daring new look! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Each extravagant synthetic hair mustache is about 13/1/2-inches wide and... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU11568

Say goodbye to tiny combs and tubes of mustache wax! The Bendable Party Mustache features a flexible internal wire that allows you to quickly and... Read more

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$2.99
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
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