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Item #: AU12508

If you meet Buddha on the road, rub behind his ears. The Dashboard Cat Buddha has the natural mindfulness all cats have, plus it looks so adorable in... Read more

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$6.50
Item #: AU12655

Does your kitty shamefully show off her beautiful ears? Don't you understand your cat wants to be plain and simple? This 100% cotton bonnet with... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12149

Dress up like Queen Victoria's favorite dog with the Pug Latex Mask from Accoutrements! It's so realistic that as soon as you put it on, you'll feel... Read more

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$24.99
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Item #: AU10481

Standing on top of a 2-inch tall hollow base, the bird in this Bird Toothpick Dispenser pecks a pick for you when you press down on its head. The... Read more

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$6.99
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Item #: AU12473

As funny as a horse head is on a human head, it's even funnier on a squirrel's noggin! This Horse Head Mask Squirrel Feeder is a hanging vinyl... Read more

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$15.50
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Item #: AU12394

This 6-inch tall Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Bobblehead lets you take your love of horse masks everywhere! Because you shouldn't wear your Horse Mask... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12428

This disembodied horse head wishes you a Merry Christmas. It's the classic Creepy Horse Head Mask, only it's an ornament you can hang on your tree.... Read more

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$14.99
Item #: AU12400

What does the horse say? You're wearing your Horse Mask in public and generally creeping people out. It's all going well until someone asks you to... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12476

The creepiest horse puppet to ever hood your hoof. Add a dollop of creepy to your hoof with the Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet. This 12-inch tall latex... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12765

Most occasions call for a Deluxe Rubber Chicken (sold separately), but sometimes you just need a cheaper alternative. This 20-inch long Basic Rubber... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12595

Not buying one would be a cat-astrophe! Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat? You're in luck! This Handicat soft vinyl finger... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12424

Does anyone have a reason why these two should not be married? Neigh! Why a Horse and Unicorn Wedding Cake Topper? While some might think that... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU6550

The mask that will probably end all wars. Imagine some friends of yours are getting married and they say "I do", and kiss, and everyone starts to... Read more

Coming in June 2021
$24.99
Item #: AU12504

Great for everyone; it's an eagle opportunity mask! This full-head adult Eagle Mask is perfect for avian appreciators who want to resemble that most... Read more

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$24.99
Item #: AU12465

If human zombies start roaming the earth, surely the creepy horse people will as well. This latex Zombie Horse Glow-in-the-Dark Mask will have you... Read more

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$24.99
Item #: AU12367

Pigeon, anyone? Wear this Pigeon Latex Full Head Mask to sit on statues or beg for bread by a park bench. It fits most adult heads, and it's so... Read more

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$24.99
Item #: AU12027

Never stop horsing around! Another universal truth has been discovered. Any person wearing a horse-head mask looks downright disturbing. But don't... Read more

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$19.99
Item #: AU12283

Are you a secret unicorn? This mask lets you be the unicorn you know you are! Made of latex, with a realistic fur mane. Fits most adults. Are you a... Read more

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$24.99
Item #: AU12293

This full-sized, adult Squirrel Mask is the perfect thing to freak out your neighbors. Just slip it on, sneak over and steal birdseed until they... Read more

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$24.99
Item #: AU11884

Protect the squirrel in your life from indecent exposure! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Are you sick and tired of squirrels... Read more

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$6.50
Item #: AU11893

How many cats can you get? Feline fun turns to feline frenzy! Makes a great gift! You can never have too many cats! Or can you? In this exciting... Read more

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$21.99
Item #: AU09511

Classic, kooky and fun! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is 19-inches long and made of soft rubber that... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU12207

A team of scientists has just recently discovered a unique species of cephalopod, the mug-dwelling octopus! This tentacled mollusk prefers the cozy... Read more

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$10.99
Item #: AU12471

There's no rule that says that you can't be creepy and pretty at the same time! This Lady Horse Mask has a bit of makeup and long, luscious lashes... Read more

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$24.99
Item #: AU12412

Sure, your regular hands let you do nuanced things like type and point, but wouldn't you be more awesome with this set of 2 Giant Lobster Claws?... Read more

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$29.99
Item #: AU11748

Heal yourself with the magic of unicorns! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes, and scratches with the incredible healing power of mythical pink horse with... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12457

These 14-inch long latex Horse Hoof Gloves fits smoothly over most adult hands and imparts a certain centaurian look to almost any outfit. Wear them... Read more

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$23.99
Item #: AU12257

Experts agree, there's nothing more relaxing than a head massage from a squid. This hard vinyl 7 1/4-inch tall x 3 1/2-inch long pink Squid Head... Read more

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$2.99
Item #: AU12777

Squaaaaaaaaaawkkkk! This Champion Rubber Chicken won a blue ribbon for its shrill yell! It's a soft vinyl 13-inch long chicken that squeals and... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12287

Any serious situation can be deflated with the introduction of a rubber chicken, but the problem is that traditional rubber chickens are so... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12492

Spending money is no proof of love! This Little Undertaker's Modest Pet Urn Coffee Can is modestly priced. This metal container, which mysteriously... Read more

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$9.50
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
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