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Monty Python Abuse Key Chain

Monty Python Abuse Key Chain

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Monty Python Abuse Key Chain

  • Can you take the abuse?
  • Never be at a loss for a good insult!
  • A truly one-of-a-kind gift and plaything!
Inspired by Monty Python's Flying Circus, this keychain is truly one of a kind! With this hand-dandy device in your hot little hand, you'll never be at a loss for a good insult when you need one. Simply press the toes on the foot to hear various abusive phrases from the infamous "Abuse Sketch" and other notorious routines like "Don't talk to me like that, you lying bastard!" Every driver should have one of these! Phrases include the following:

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person."

"Shut your festering gob, you tit!"

"You stupid, bird-brained, flat-headed..."

"Don't come in here with that posh talk, you nasty stuck-up twit!"

"You're a looney!"

"I wave my private parts at your aunties!"

"Button your lip, you rat bag!"

"You excrement!"

"Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!"

"Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth."

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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