- "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
- The kvetching wise man and his quotable shtick!
- Order Miracle Max... or he'll call the Brute Squad!
- Detailed bobble heads from the cult-classic movie The Princess Bride.
- Return to one of the greatest swashbuckling-adventure love stories of all time!
Return to a time when men were men and swamps were swamps... fire swamps, that is! At last, detailed and entertaining bobble heads based on the cult-classic movie The Princess Bride.
This wonderful Princess Bride Miracle Max Talking Bobble Head will take you back to one of the greatest swashbuckling-adventure love stories of all time, and keep those unforgettable characters and inimitable one-liners and catchphrases fresh in your mind. Miracle Max stands about 6-inches tall, including his base. He speaks 14 phrases, and all the great ones are here!
The kvetching wise man who worked for the king all those years can now grace your home or office with his quotable shtick! A Shakems Premium Motion Statue, this detailed polystone collectible is presented in a full-color "try me" window box. Push the button on the base to hear him speak these phrases of digital audio directly from the film:
"Beat it, or I’ll call the Brute Squad!"
"Oooo whooo… look who knows so much, huh?"
"Don’t rush me, sonny."
"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
"Have fun storming the castle."
"While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and poor lemon juice on it?"
"He distinctly said 'toublave,' and as we all know, 'toublave' means 'to bluff.'"
"Hey… hello in there."
"Hey, what’s so important?"
"Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead."
"There is a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."
"True love is the greatest thing in the world… except for a nice MLT, mutton lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are juicy... they are so perky; I love that!"