Tight Butthole refers to when times are good; Loose Butthole is for times that are not so good. But why explain this to you? You're a Workaholic, after all, so you understand, right? Chances are that you've already purchased yourself this awesome Workaholics Tight Butthole Trucker Hat and are just reading this description out of professional courtesy. If you're not reading this out of professional courtesy and were instead hoping to learn something, though, here's a little something that you can learn: this hat is not for you. Ages 18 and up.