|   Earn Cash!
Be an Affiliate
 Catalog Order Entry
 • Girls Are Geeks, Too!
 • Entertainment Earth Exclusives
 • Ant-Man
 • Mego
 • Retro Kenner-Style Action Figures
 • Jurassic Park
 • Inside Out
 • Batman Shop
 • Marvel Shop
 • DC Comics Shop
 • Sports Shop
 • Transformers
 • Game of Thrones
 • Twilight Zone
 • Really Cool Expensive Stuff
 • Funko Pop! Vinyl
 • Walking Dead
 • LEGO Shop
 • Big Bang Theory
 • Games Shop
 • Video Game Collectibles Shop
 • Action Figures Shop
 • Bobble Head Shop
 • Star Wars Shop

Facebook - Become a Fan!
Twitter - Follow Us!
Girls Are Geeks, Too
Podcast - Listen Now!
 • Avengers
 • Barbie
 • Batman
 • Cthulhu
 • Dallas
 • Doctor Who
 • Flash Gordon
 • Frozen
 • Games
 • Hunger Games
 • Nerf
 • Nightmare Before Christmas
 • Nintendo
 • Phantasy Star
 • Play-Doh
 • Playskool
 • Power Rangers
 • Sofia the First
 • Sports: Basketball
 • Star Trek
 • Star Wars
 • Supernatural
 • Toy Story
 • Transformers
 • Venture Bros.
See More Themes

 • Aquarius
 • Bandai
 • Bandai Tamashii Nations
 • Bif Bang Pow!
 • Body Vibe
 • Dc Collectibles
 • Efx Collectibles
 • Enterbay
 • Fascinations
 • Funko
 • Greenlight Collectibles
 • Hasbro
 • Icup
 • Mondo
 • Monogram
 • Museum Replicas
 • Noble Collection
 • Plasticolor
 • Quantum Mechanix
 • Silver Buffalo
 • Surreal Entertainment
 • Trevco
 • Underboss
 • Usaopoly
See More Companies

 • Action Figures
 • Construction Toys
 • Creative Toys
 • Flashlights
 • Games
 • Key Chains
 • Mini-Figures
 • Pop! Vinyl Figures
 • Prop Replicas
 • Roleplay
 • Sporting Goods
 • Stands
 • Statues
 • Umbrellas
 • Wallets
See More Product Types

 • Adam Driver
 • Caitriona Balfe
 • Jensen Ackles
 • Jared Padalecki
 • Misha Collins
 • Michael Jordan
 • Gal Gadot
 • Leonard Nimoy
 • William Shatner
 • Juan Ortiz
 • Gene Roddenberry
 • Lauren Jauregui
 • Normani Hamilton
 • Ally Brooke Hernandez
 • Camila Cabello
 • Dinah Jane Hansen
 • Jennifer Lawrence
 • Heath Ledger
 • Daniel Radcliffe
 • Sam J. Jones
 • Max Von Sydow
 • Melody Anderson
 • Timothy Dalton
 • Josh Hutcherson
 • Christian Bale
Order by Phone:

Monday - Friday:
7:00am - 6:00pm
Pacific Time

Client Services:
Fax: 1-818-255-0091


Product specifications, prices, ship dates and availability are subject to change without notice.

Are you watching?
Home >> Think Geek >> Novelties >> Plush

Canned Meat Unicorn Plush

Canned Meat Unicorn Plush

People Who Bought This Item Also Bought:

Mint Condition GuaranteeReceive a perfect item with the best quality packaging available - at no extra charge! (details)Low Price GuaranteeIf you find a lower price on this item elsewhere, just contact us! We'll give you 110% of the difference! (details)Hassle Free 90-Day returnsShop with us and enjoy Hassle Free 90-Day Returns! (details)

Canned Meat Unicorn Plush

  • 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience!
  • Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland.
  • Okay, for real: You can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn plush in a can!
Take home these 14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience! Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland, there are crunchy horn bits in every bite - an excellent source of calcium. It tastes like rotisserie chicken, but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness. Easily spreadable for sandwiches, hors d'oeuvres, and more. This sparkly meat lends the unmistakable air of class and sophistication to your parties! Unlike other meats, unicorn fat is polyunsaturated and lowers your LDL cholesterol. Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses! Okay, for real: You can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn plush in a can. The bottom of the tin is easily removable to gain access to the mini dead unicorn inside, so no can opener needed.

Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled, and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat!

blog comments powered by Disqus

Entertainment Earth, Inc. markets and sells products, including children's products, for purchase by adults 18 years and over. If any product you are ordering is intended for a child please assume all of the following warnings may apply to that product:
  Warning: This is not an actual food item and is non-edible.

Order by Phone: 1-800-370-2320 | M - F 7:00am - 6:00pm PST
Where's My Stuff? Shipping & Returns Client Services
  • Check your Order Status
  • See our Shipping Rates & Methods

  • See our Return Policy
  • Forgot your password?

  • Visit our Help Center / FAQ
    Client Services: 1-818-255-0095 | FAX: 1-818-255-0091 | E-mail: cs@entertainmentearth.com

    Copyright 1996-2015 Entertainment Earth, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Legal Disclaimer.