It's only a flesh wound! From Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail
, this mini-plush stands 7-inches tall and features velcro assisted dismemberment. Almost indestructible! Mostly invincible! Pretty much unbeatable on a good day!
Like a hamster, the Black Knight enjoys its solitude, and does not get along well with others. Naturally territorial, it will defend its chosen area fiercely against other knights, door-to-door salesmen, or people needing to go down the hall to use the bathroom (one reason Black Knights are so much fun at frat parties).