As Captain Hammer sings to the lovely Penny:
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Seems destiny ends with me saving you
The only doom that's looming is you loving me to death
So I'll give you a sec to catch your breath
Show your support for our hammer-wielding hunk with a sartorial serving of piping-hot pie. The Captain Hammer Apple Pie Juniors t-shirt is a heavyweight 100% preshrunk cotton maroon Delta shirt.