"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person."
"Shut your festering gob, you tit!"
"You stupid, bird-brained, flat-headed..."
"Don't come in here with that posh talk, you nasty stuck-up twit!"
"You're a looney!"
"I wave my private parts at your aunties!"
"Button your lip, you rat bag!"
"Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!"
"Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth."
"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"