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Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear with Moving Mouth

Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear with Moving Mouth
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Item Number: CW92955

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This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
  • Ted's mouth moves!
  • He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film.
  • This Ted Talking Plush with Moving Mouth says some raunchy stuff.
  • Speaks 5 phrases, including the Thunder Song!
Not as innocent as you think! This Ted R-Rated 16-Inch Talking Plush with Moving Mouth features the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film. He'll keep you entertained for hours! Ted looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 16-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he does say some bawdy clips from Ted. Requires 3x "AA" batteries (replaceable), included. They should last about 3,000 hits. Ages 18 and up.

The R-rated version of the Talking Ted Plush with Moving Mouth speaks 5 phrases from the Ted movie (subject to change):
"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little [email protected]!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was [email protected]!#ing retarded."
"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my [email protected]!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"
"Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"
"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: [email protected]!# you, Thunder! You can suck my [email protected]!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."
"Oh [email protected]!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother [email protected]!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you [email protected]!#! C'mon!"

Company: Commonwealth
Theme: Ted
Product Type: Plush
Celebrities: Seth MacFarlane
Age: 18 +
Country of Origin: China
Height: 16.00
Height: 7.00
Width: 9.00
Length: 15.00
Weight: 1.800

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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
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