Jesus Quintana (a.k.a. "The Jesus") is part of a team that's out to beat The Dude, Walter, and Donny in the championship. Now this crude, hyper-aggressive bowler comes to your door as this terrific figure that includes a bowling bag and a talking base. Add The Jesus to your team today!
The Jesus speaks 7 authentic phrases that include:
"Let me tell you something, p*****o. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes..."
"...I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a*s, and pull the f*****g trigger 'til it goes 'click'."
"You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with The Jesus."
"What is this day-of-rest s**t?"
"What's this bulls**t??"
"I don't f**kin' care! It don't matter to Jesus!"
"You got a date Wednesday, baby!"
Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski is a real laid-back kind of guy. He enjoys "bowling, driving, (and having) the occasional acid flashback." In the classic film The Big Lebowski, this humble pacifist and his bowling buddies become entangled in a web of embezzlement, supposed kidnapping, and White Russians.