Of all the super heroes, the strangest one by far, doesn't have a special power, or drive a fancy car.
next to Superman and Batman, I guess he must seem tame. But to me he is quite special, and Stain Boy is his name.
He can't fly around tall buildings, or outrun a speeding train, the only talent he seems to have is to leave a nasty stain.
Sometimes I know it bothers him, that he can't run or swim or fly, and because of this one ability, his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.
Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life. They were a normal, happy husband and wife. One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad. Mrs. Smith would would be a mom which would make him the dad! But something was wrong with their bundle of joy. It wasn't human at all, it was a robot boy! He wasn't warm and cuddly and he didn't have skin. Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin. There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head. He just lay there and stared, not living or dead.
The only time he seemed alive at all was with a long extension cord plugged into the wall.
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, "What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said gently, "What I'm going to say will sound pretty wild. But you're not the father of this strange looking child. You see, there still is some question about the child's gender, but we think that its father is a microwave blender."
The Smith's lives were now filled with misery and strife. Mrs. Smith hated her husband, and he hated his wife. He never forgave her unholy alliance: a sexual encounter with a kitchen appliance.
And Robot Boy grew to be a young man.
Though he was often mistaken for a garbage can.
The Girl with many eyes:
One day in the park I had quite a surprise. I met a girl who had many eyes.
She was really quite pretty (and also quite shocking!) and I noticed she had a mouth, so we ended up talking.
We talked about flowers, and her poetry classes, and the problems she'd have if she ever wore glasses.
It's great to now a girl who has so many eyes, but you really get wet when she breaks down and cries.