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Archie McPhee

Impractical Items That Make Life Better and So Much More Fun!


You might be familiar with this amazing company and its products under the name Accoutrements. That's because for a while, the company started in 1983 by Mark Pahlow did its retail sales under the name Archie McPhee and made products under the name Accoutrements before settling on Archie McPhee Wholesale. Located in Seattle, Washington, Archie McPhee designs and manufactures impractical items that make life better and bring strange and amazing things to the world. The result is an incredible array of novelties, costumes and masks, kitchenware, holiday ornaments, action figures, bobbleheads, car accessories, pins, and more with themes as diverse as animals, food, artwork / wall hangings, Bigfoot, historical figures, and unicorns! This broad line of original and amazing products for amusement, fashion, and lifestyle is a dynamic fusion of quality, creativity, and style that results in products that are fresh, bold, and thoughtful. You may have seen them in major motion pictures, TV shows, periodicals, and websites. Now, it's your turn. These fabulous creations are sure to bring fun and excitement to your home, classroom, car, or office!
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Item #: AU12645

Even the rowdiest cowgirls need to eat lunch. Pack yours in this Cowgirl Tin Tote featuring an illustration of a cowgirl riding a horse on each side.... Read more

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Item #: AU12470

Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady, but it's the rare desk that boasts an articulated Crazy Cat Lady Version 2 Action Figure! This 5 1/4-inch tall Crazy... Read more

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Item #: AU12117

Your refrigerator looks so clean shaven, have you considered a magnetic mustache? Everything looks better with a mustache, right? But, one of the... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU11905

Now you can be injured AND stylish! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and... Read more

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Item #: AU12655

Does your kitty shamefully show off her beautiful ears? Don't you understand your cat wants to be plain and simple? This 100% cotton bonnet with... Read more

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Item #: AU12508

If you meet Buddha on the road, rub behind his ears. The Dashboard Cat Buddha has the natural mindfulness all cats have, plus it looks so adorable in... Read more

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Item #: AU12443

This 5 1/2-inch tall hard vinyl Jane Austen Action Figure pays homage to one of history's greatest observers of human behavior. She comes with a book... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12717

Add something unique to your outfit or collection with this enamel Rubber Chicken Strange Pin. Picturing a novelty rubber chicken, this pin will... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU10818

Gnarly Teeth are hilarious and inexpensive fake teeth that are perfect for costumes, a quick gag or just trying a new pair of chompers on for size.... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12149

Dress up like Queen Victoria's favorite dog with the Pug Latex Mask from Accoutrements! It's so realistic that as soon as you put it on, you'll feel... Read more

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Item #: AU12489

Death can be expensive. The Little Undertaker's Modest Urn Coffee Can is a gift for the frugal! This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a... Read more

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Item #: AU12291

You probably recognize this multi-eyed monster; he's one of the Deluxe Finger Monsters transformed into a Dashboard Monster Bobble Head. That's... Read more

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Item #: AU12307

Cthulhu is a mythical dark god from another dimension that every self-respecting nerd knows about. This 3-foot long vinyl Inflatable Cthulhu Arm fits... Read more

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Item #: AU12219

A switchblade spork? Survival in the epicurean jungle is a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork is king.... Read more

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Item #: AU11960

Keep that bacon scent on your person all day long! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the... Read more

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Item #: AU12774

They only laugh at your tin foil hat because they don't know the truth! One of the most irritating parts of being under constant, long-distance... Read more

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Item #: AU12267

Your inner unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times. What are you supposed to do? The next time you hear that mystical whinny,... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12738

Add something unique to your outfit or collection with this enamel Crazy Cat Lady Strange Pin. Picturing a crazy cat lady with her cat, this pin will... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12519

Look for the elusive Bigfoot with this Bigfoot Research Kit. This Kit comes with everything you need to prove Bigfoot is not a myth. It comes with... Read more

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$15.99
Item #: AU12139

Fresh underpants when YOU need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if you have (gasp), another emergency? Don't fret, we've got... Read more

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$7.50
Item #: AU12404

Puts an audience in the palm of your hand. You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing.... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12527

Geek pride! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. This 20-inch felt pennant either shows you are a geek or that... Read more

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$4.50
Item #: AU12201

From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. This 4 1/2-inch tall plastic ornament looks fantastic... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12422

This glass 5 3/4-inch tall Lederhosen Unicorn Glass Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. Why? Because when Accoutrements sets out to make ornaments,... Read more

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$14.99
Item #: AU12386

Finally, real googly eyes for real people. Why do inanimate objects get all the Googly Eye glory? Now you can bedeck yourself with plastic Googly... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU11763

Stay cool, stay groomed, stay tough! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU11862

Someone's hungry! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! When it comes to jovial mascots of overindulgence, Ice Cream Boy takes the cake.... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12374

Pop off the top of his head and drink him down. Slip one of these Googly Eyes Drink Markers around a regular size bottle or can and you've done two... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU10571

Are you gonna finish that? What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a dab of your... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12322

Of course it's lucky, finding a pickle is always good luck! Some families put a pickle on their tree on Christmas Eve, and the child who finds it... Read more

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Item #: AU12107

We liked the Hipster Mustache before it was cool. Sometimes called the ironic mustache, this Hipster Mustache has an adhesive back so you can take it... Read more

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Item #: AU12449

A little hair on the upper lip makes your party extra hip. These days when you're planning your party, you have to ask yourself the most important... Read more

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$9.50
Item #: AU12143

This Artist Facial Hair takes you from average schmoe to accomplished artist without having to have a single original idea or even learning how to... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12517

Makes every grocery list a cryptozoological adventure. You can always use plain notebooks when you need to write something down, but why not use... Read more

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Item #: AU12476

The creepiest horse puppet to ever hood your hoof. Add a dollop of creepy to your hoof with the Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet. This 12-inch tall latex... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12400

What does the horse say? You're wearing your Horse Mask in public and generally creeping people out. It's all going well until someone asks you to... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12276

This shiny Butcher's Choice Fancy Foil is decorated with fresh cuts of meat and is so cool you'll forget that plain boring foil ever existed. You can... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12378

It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy. Once you have some Tattoupées, you'll know exactly what to do when you look at that expanse of empty... Read more

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Item #: AU12098

Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity... Read more

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Item #: AU12668

It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, what is that thing? Nobody knows and nobody should care because Maggie Squirrel is whatever you want her to be.... Read more

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Item #: AU12529

Happy miniature birthday to you! Your Super Awesome special someone is having a birthday, but space is limited. What do you do? These eight miniature... Read more

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Item #: AU12516

You can "color" all the pages in varying shades of gray. The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with animal-people paired with dark... Read more

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Item #: AU12428

This disembodied horse head wishes you a Merry Christmas. It's the classic Creepy Horse Head Mask, only it's an ornament you can hang on your tree.... Read more

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Item #: AU12169

Makes any gift delicious! Everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Two 20-inch x 30-inch sheets of high quality gift wrapping paper in each... Read more

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$2.50
Item #: AU12373

Your office supplies won't stop staring at me. Yawn, push pins are so boring, we can't stand it. But Googly Eye Push Pins have pop and pizzaz.... Read more

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Item #: AU12212

Let your facial hair give away your secret identity. Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for goths, vampires, and... Read more

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$2.50
Item #: AU12158

The cake Tom Selleck gets on his birthday! If you're throwing a mustache party, we can't imagine a more useful or versatile tool. Obviously, you can... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12280

This shiny BBQ Buddies Fancy Foil is decorated with friendly anthropomorphic hot dogs and hamburgers. It's so cool you'll forget that plain boring... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12765

Most occasions call for a Deluxe Rubber Chicken (sold separately), but sometimes you just need a cheaper alternative. This 20-inch long Basic Rubber... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12595

Not buying one would be a cat-astrophe! Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat? You're in luck! This Handicat soft vinyl finger... Read more

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Item #: AU10295

Experience the amazing full color spectrum! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Educational as well as fun, our 4 1/2-inches wide... Read more

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$4.50
Item #: AU11255

Get to know the wonders of your kitchen! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful, an Indian Educational Poster can... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU11267

Get to know the wonders of your bathroom! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful, an Indian Educational Poster can... Read more

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Item #: AU12206

There's nothing weird about floating, disembodied mustaches. As a matter of fact, a truly great mustache transcends the face and becomes an entity... Read more

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Item #: AU12101

Bacon in the fridge, bacon on the fridge! Much like real bacon, this 15-inch tall Mr. Bacon magnet is quite versatile. Put one on your meat locker as... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12331

Gosh, your stocking looks delicious! Any bacon lover would be proud to hang this felt Bacon Stocking on the mantle. Beautiful, delicious marbling of... Read more

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$3.50
Item #: AU12071

Get your Farmer John on with the World's Longest Beard! This enchanting black beard measures 4-feet long. The World's Longest Beard instantly adds a... Read more

Coming in May 2021
$11.99
Item #: AU6281

In some cultures, common objects like shirts, shoes, and food are crafted from paper as burnt offerings for the world of deceased ancestors for their... Read more

Coming in May 2021
$14.99
Item #: AU12321

Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics. In a world filled with distractions, attaining nirvana can be difficult. The two zen monks... Read more

Coming in May 2021
$8.99
Item #: AU12120

Put the freeze on everyday objects with Icicle Jumbo Magnets! This set of two 14 3/4-inch wide icicle magnets are sure to make things look a whole... Read more

Coming in May 2021
$7.99
Entertainment Earth, Inc. markets and sells products, including children's products, for purchase by adults 18 years and over. If any product you are ordering is intended for a child please assume all of the following warnings may apply to that product:
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
Entertainment Earth, Inc. markets and sells products in California. Some items may expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
WARNING: PROP 65 WARNING-Cancer and Reproductive Harm - www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
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