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Impractical Items That Make Life Better and So Much More Fun!


You might be familiar with this amazing company and its products under the name Accoutrements. That's because for a while, the company started in 1983 by Mark Pahlow did its
retail sales under the name Archie McPhee and made products under the name Accoutrements before settling on Archie McPhee Wholesale. Located in Seattle, Washington, Archie McPhee designs and manufactures impractical items that make life better and bring strange and amazing things to the world. The result is an incredible array of novelties, costumes and masks, kitchenware, holiday ornaments, action figures, bobbleheads, car accessories, pins, and more with themes as diverse as animals, food, artwork / wall hangings, Bigfoot, historical figures, and unicorns! This broad line of original and amazing products for amusement, fashion, and lifestyle is a dynamic fusion of quality, creativity, and style that results in products that are fresh, bold, and thoughtful. You may have seen them in major motion pictures, TV shows, periodicals, and websites. Now, it's your turn. These fabulous creations are sure to bring fun and excitement to your home, classroom, car, or office!
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Item #: AU12400

Emergency Horse Sounds: What does the horse say? You're wearing your Horse Mask in public and generally creeping people out. It's all going well... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $9.00 $9.99
Item #: AU12476

Creepy Horse Man Hand Puppet: The creepiest horse puppet to ever hood your hoof. Add a dollop of creepy to your hoof with the Creepy Horse Man Hand... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $6.30 $6.99
Hot Off The Truck Sep 20
Item #: AU11476

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages: Now you can be injured AND stylish! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! There's nothing better for... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU11657

Jesus Adhesive Bandages: OMG (literally)! Now you have seen everything! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes, and scratches with the miraculous healing... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU10818

Gnarly Teeth: Gnarly Teeth are hilarious and inexpensive fake teeth that are perfect for costumes, a quick gag or just trying a new pair of chompers... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12443

Jane Austen Action Figure: This 5 1/2-inch tall hard vinyl Jane Austen Action Figure pays homage to one of history's greatest observers of human... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12149

Pug Latex Full Head Mask: Dress up like Queen Victoria's favorite dog with the Pug Latex Mask from Accoutrements! It's so realistic that as soon as... Read more

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$24.99
Item #: AU12489

Little Undertaker's Modest Urn Coffee Can: Death can be expensive. The Little Undertaker's Modest Urn Coffee Can is a gift for the frugal! This metal... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $8.60 $9.50
Hot Off The Truck Aug 31
Item #: AU12389

Shakespearean Insult Bandages: Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. There are 15 bandages in the included... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12470

Crazy Cat Lady Version 2 Action Figure: Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady, but it's the rare desk that boasts an articulated Crazy Cat Lady Version 2... Read more

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$14.99
Item #: AU12219

Switchblade Spork: A switchblade spork? Survival in the epicurean jungle is a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $6.30 $6.99
Item #: AU11905

Cupcake Adhesive Bandages: Now you can be injured AND stylish! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Cupcakes are the cure-all that can... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12291

Dashboard Monster Bobble Head: You probably recognize this multi-eyed monster; he's one of the Deluxe Finger Monsters transformed into a Dashboard... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12519

Bigfoot Research Kit: Look for the elusive Bigfoot with this Bigfoot Research Kit. This Kit comes with everything you need to prove Bigfoot is not a... Read more

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$15.99
Item #: AU11960

Bacon Soap: Keep that bacon scent on your person all day long! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! It's a sunny Sunday morning and you... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12473

Horse Head Mask Squirrel Feeder: As funny as a horse head is on a human head, it's even funnier on a squirrel's noggin! This Horse Head Mask Squirrel... Read more

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$15.50
Item #: AU12267

Inflatable Unicorn Horn: Your inner unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times. What are you supposed to do? The next time you... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $6.30 $6.99
Item #: AU12394

Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Bobblehead: This 6-inch tall Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Bobblehead lets you take your love of horse masks everywhere!... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12674

Wind-Up Chattering Teeth: The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat surface. They'll move and... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12201

Bacon Ornament: From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. This 4 1/2-inch tall plastic ornament... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $7.20 $7.99
Item #: AU10375

Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold: Brains: they're not just for zombie breakfast anymore! This plastic gelatin mold produces a 7 1/2 x 6 1/2) brain - which... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU11093

Dashboard Jesus: Put this 4 1/2-inch tall Dashboard Jesus in your car and he'll be your co-pilot. Even though he may guide you through the valley of... Read more

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$6.50
Item #: AU12738

Crazy Cat Lady Strange Pin: Add something unique to your outfit or collection with this enamel Crazy Cat Lady Strange Pin. Picturing a crazy cat lady... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $7.20 $7.99
Item #: AU12422

Lederhosen Unicorn Glass Ornament: This glass 5 3/4-inch tall Lederhosen Unicorn Glass Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. Why? Because when... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $13.50 $14.99
Item #: AU12134

Ear Guards Set of 2: Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guards! Just slip them over your ears before you go... Read more

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$1.99
Item #: AU12139

Emergency Underpants Dispenser: Fresh underpants when YOU need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if you have (gasp), another... Read more

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$7.50
Item #: AU12495

Bigfoot Glass Ornament: Hide this 6 1/4-inch tall Bigfoot Glass Ornament on your Christmas tree and the whole family becomes Bigfoot hunters!... Read more

Coming in October 2021
$14.99
Item #: AU12276

Butcher's Choice Fancy Aluminum Foil: This shiny Butcher's Choice Fancy Foil is decorated with fresh cuts of meat and is so cool you'll forget that... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU10571

Freeloader Fork: Are you gonna finish that? What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12765

Basic Rubber Chicken: Most occasions call for a Deluxe Rubber Chicken (sold separately), but sometimes you just need a cheaper alternative. This... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $6.30 $6.99
Item #: AU12378

Tattoupees Set of 4 Sheets: It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy. Once you have some Tattoupées, you'll know exactly what to do when you look... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $6.30 $6.99
Item #: AU12374

Googly Eyes Drink Markers Set of 4: Pop off the top of his head and drink him down. Slip one of these Googly Eyes Drink Markers around a regular size... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12516

Existential Coloring Book: You can "color" all the pages in varying shades of gray. The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $6.80 $7.50
Item #: AU12107

Hipster Mustache: We liked the Hipster Mustache before it was cool. Sometimes called the ironic mustache, this Hipster Mustache has an adhesive back... Read more

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$2.99
Item #: AU12386

Googly Eyes Glasses: Finally, real googly eyes for real people. Why do inanimate objects get all the Googly Eye glory? Now you can bedeck yourself... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $8.10 $8.99
Item #: AU12529

Super Awesome Birthday Mini Decorations: Happy miniature birthday to you! Your Super Awesome special someone is having a birthday, but space is... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $6.80 $7.50
Item #: AU12428

Creepy Horse Head Ornament: This disembodied horse head wishes you a Merry Christmas. It's the classic Creepy Horse Head Mask, only it's an ornament... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $13.50 $14.99
Item #: AU12280

BBQ Buddies Fancy Aluminum Foil: This shiny BBQ Buddies Fancy Foil is decorated with friendly anthropomorphic hot dogs and hamburgers. It's so cool... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12517

Bigfoot Pocket Journals Set of 3: Makes every grocery list a cryptozoological adventure. You can always use plain notebooks when you need to write... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12449

Mustache Party Set of 10: A little hair on the upper lip makes your party extra hip. These days when you're planning your party, you have to ask... Read more

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$9.50
Item #: AU12098

Emergency Bowtie: Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12195

Tentacle Mustache: What do you get when you cross a gentleman with a squid? We've combined our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12143

Artists Facial Hair: This Artist Facial Hair takes you from average schmoe to accomplished artist without having to have a single original idea or... Read more

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$3.99
Hot Off The Truck Aug 31
Item #: AU12117

Mustache Jumbo Magnet: Your refrigerator looks so clean shaven, have you considered a magnetic mustache? Everything looks better with a mustache,... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU11763

Delinquent Switchblade Folding Comb: Stay cool, stay groomed, stay tough! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! You've heard the stories:... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU10295

Refracting Prism: Experience the amazing full color spectrum! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Educational as well as fun, our 4... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $4.10 $4.50
Item #: AU12322

Lucky Yodeling Pickle Christmas Ornament: Of course it's lucky, finding a pickle is always good luck! Some families put a pickle on their tree on... Read more

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$10.99
Item #: AU12508

Dashboard Cat Buddha: If you meet Buddha on the road, rub behind his ears. The Dashboard Cat Buddha has the natural mindfulness all cats have, plus... Read more

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$6.50
Item #: AU11267

Bathroom Articles Hanging Banner: Get to know the wonders of your bathroom! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful,... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12212

Batstache Mustache: Let your facial hair give away your secret identity. Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for... Read more

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$2.50
Item #: AU12206

Mustache Ornament: There's nothing weird about floating, disembodied mustaches. As a matter of fact, a truly great mustache transcends the face and... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU11255

Kitchen Articles Hanging Banner: Get to know the wonders of your kitchen! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful,... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12527

Geek Pennant: Geek pride! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. This 20-inch felt pennant either shows you are... Read more

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$4.50
Item #: AU12071

World's Longest Beard: Get your Farmer John on with the World's Longest Beard! This enchanting black beard measures 4-feet long. The World's Longest... Read more

Coming in October 2021
$11.99
Item #: AU6550

Dove Latex Full Head Mask: The mask that will probably end all wars. Imagine some friends of yours are getting married and they say "I do", and kiss,... Read more

Coming in October 2021
$24.99
Item #: AU12504

Bald Eagle Mask: Great for everyone; it's an eagle opportunity mask! This full-head adult Eagle Mask is perfect for avian appreciators who want to... Read more

Coming in October 2021
$24.99
Item #: AU12542

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener: Is it really that weird for squirrels to be wearing underpants? Those little devils have been causing havoc for... Read more

Restocking Soon!
$3.99
Item #: AU12458

Bigfoot Action Figure: They are big, hairy, and notoriously elusive! This 7 1/4-inch tall Bigfoot Action Figure is the perfect thing to hide in the... Read more

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$12.50
Item #: AU12477

Bigfoot Bandages: Anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot's must need bandages all the time. These extra large Bigfoot Bandages measure 3-inches long x... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU10795

Ceramic Tiki Mug Party Pack: Ceramic Tiki Mug Party Pack. This colorful set of four different 10 ounce mugs comes in an illustrated window box. Each... Read more

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$24.99
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
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