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Archie McPhee Impractical Items That Make Life Better and So Much More Fun!


You might be familiar with this amazing company and its products under the name Accoutrements. That's because for a while, the company started in 1983 by Mark Pahlow did its
retail sales under the name Archie McPhee and made products under the name Accoutrements before settling on Archie McPhee Wholesale. Located in Seattle, Washington, Archie McPhee designs and manufactures impractical items that make life better and bring strange and amazing things to the world. The result is an incredible array of novelties, costumes and masks, kitchenware, holiday ornaments, action figures, bobbleheads, car accessories, pins, and more with themes as diverse as animals, food, artwork / wall hangings, Bigfoot, historical figures, and unicorns! This broad line of original and amazing products for amusement, fashion, and lifestyle is a dynamic fusion of quality, creativity, and style that results in products that are fresh, bold, and thoughtful. You may have seen them in major motion pictures, TV shows, periodicals, and websites. Now, it's your turn. These fabulous creations are sure to bring fun and excitement to your home, classroom, car, or office!
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Bathroom Articles Hanging Banner

Item #: AU11267

Get to know the wonders of your bathroom! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful, an Indian Educational Poster can...

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Outlet Deal: $1.88 $4.99

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Item #: AU10481

Standing on top of a 2-inch tall hollow base, the bird in this Bird Toothpick Dispenser pecks a pick for you when you press down on its head. The...

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$7.99

Bigfoot Glass Ornament

Item #: AU12495

Hide this 6 1/4-inch tall Bigfoot Glass Ornament on your Christmas tree and the whole family becomes Bigfoot hunters! Beautifully sculpted to look...

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$16.99

Delinquent Switchblade Folding Comb

Item #: AU11763

Stay cool, stay groomed, stay tough! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! You've heard the stories: gangs of well-coiffed hoodlums...

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$6.99

Kitchen Articles Hanging Banner

Item #: AU11255

Get to know the wonders of your kitchen! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful, an Indian Educational Poster can...

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$4.99

Cat Bonnet

Item #: AU12655

Does your kitty shamefully show off her beautiful ears? Don't you understand your cat wants to be plain and simple? This 100% cotton bonnet with...

Pre-Sold Out: Coming in January 2024
$5.99

Wind-Up Chattering Teeth

Item #: AU12674

The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat surface. They'll move and chatter like a pair of dentures...

Pre-Sold Out: Coming in January 2024
$4.99

Instant Audience Sounds

Item #: AU12404

Puts an audience in the palm of your hand. You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing....

Pre-Sold Out: Coming in January 2024
$9.99

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

Item #: AU11476

Now you can be injured AND stylish! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon...

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$5.99

Electronic Yodelling Pickle

Item #: AU11761

This is no ordinary pickle. You won't believe your ears! Makes a sweet gift! Are you sick and tired of using melodious mind bullets and sheer force...

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Outlet Deal: $6.26 $11.99

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Item #: AU12389

Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. There are 15 bandages in the included tin, each measuring 3-inches...

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Outlet Deal: $5.09 $5.99

Emergency Bowtie

Item #: AU12098

Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity...

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Outlet Deal: $3.10 $6.99

Bigfoot Research Kit

Item #: AU12519

Look for the elusive Bigfoot with this Bigfoot Research Kit. This Kit comes with everything you need to prove Bigfoot is not a myth. It comes with...

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Outlet Deal: $9.59 $15.99

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

Item #: AU12542

Is it really that weird for squirrels to be wearing underpants? Those little devils have been causing havoc for generations, streaking around the...

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Outlet Deal: $2.88 $3.99
Entertainment Earth, LLC. markets and sells products, including children's products, for purchase by adults 18 years and over. If any product you are ordering is intended for a child please assume all of the following warnings may apply to that product:
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
Entertainment Earth, LLC. markets and sells products in California. Some items may expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
WARNING: PROP 65 WARNING-Cancer and Reproductive Harm - www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
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