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Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee Impractical Items That Make Life Better and So Much More Fun!


You might be familiar with this amazing company and its products under the name Accoutrements. That's because for a while, the company started in 1983 by Mark Pahlow did its
retail sales under the name Archie McPhee and made products under the name Accoutrements before settling on Archie McPhee Wholesale. Located in Seattle, Washington, Archie McPhee designs and manufactures impractical items that make life better and bring strange and amazing things to the world. The result is an incredible array of novelties, costumes and masks, kitchenware, holiday ornaments, action figures, bobbleheads, car accessories, pins, and more with themes as diverse as animals, food, artwork / wall hangings, Bigfoot, historical figures, and unicorns! This broad line of original and amazing products for amusement, fashion, and lifestyle is a dynamic fusion of quality, creativity, and style that results in products that are fresh, bold, and thoughtful. You may have seen them in major motion pictures, TV shows, periodicals, and websites. Now, it's your turn. These fabulous creations are sure to bring fun and excitement to your home, classroom, car, or office!
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Hot Off The Truck Sep 13
Item #: AU12458

Bigfoot Action Figure: They are big, hairy, and notoriously elusive! This 7 1/4-inch tall Bigfoot Action Figure is the perfect thing to hide in the... Read more

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$14.99
Hot Off The Truck Sep 08
Item #: AU12322

Lucky Yodeling Pickle Christmas Ornament: Of course it's lucky, finding a pickle is always good luck! Some families put a pickle on their tree on... Read more

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$14.99
Hot Off The Truck Sep 08
Item #: AU12477

Bigfoot Bandages: Anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot's must need bandages all the time. These extra large Bigfoot Bandages measure 3-inches long x... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU11476

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages: Now you can be injured AND stylish! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! There's nothing better for... Read more

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$5.99
Hot Off The Truck Sep 08
Item #: AU12495

Bigfoot Glass Ornament: Hide this 6 1/4-inch tall Bigfoot Glass Ornament on your Christmas tree and the whole family becomes Bigfoot hunters!... Read more

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$16.99
Item #: AU11133

Parts of the Body Hanging Banner: Get to know your anatomy! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful, an Indian... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $4.24 $4.99
Item #: AU10481

Bird Toothpick Dispenser: Standing on top of a 2-inch tall hollow base, the bird in this Bird Toothpick Dispenser pecks a pick for you when you press... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12212

Batstache Mustache: Let your facial hair give away your secret identity. Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $2.13 $2.50
Item #: AU12470

Crazy Cat Lady Version 2 Action Figure: Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady, but it's the rare desk that boasts an articulated Crazy Cat Lady Version 2... Read more

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$14.99
Item #: AU12655

Cat Bonnet: Does your kitty shamefully show off her beautiful ears? Don't you understand your cat wants to be plain and simple? This 100% cotton... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU11761

Electronic Yodelling Pickle: This is no ordinary pickle. You won't believe your ears! Makes a sweet gift! Are you sick and tired of using melodious... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12374

Googly Eyes Drink Markers Set of 4: Pop off the top of his head and drink him down. Slip one of these Googly Eyes Drink Markers around a regular size... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $2.60 $3.99
Item #: AU12428

Creepy Horse Head Ornament: This disembodied horse head wishes you a Merry Christmas. It's the classic Creepy Horse Head Mask, only it's an ornament... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $7.95 $14.99
Item #: AU12394

Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Bobblehead: This 6-inch tall Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Bobblehead lets you take your love of horse masks everywhere!... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $5.94 $6.99
Item #: AU12086

Instant Underpants: Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12276

Butcher's Choice Fancy Aluminum Foil: This shiny Butcher's Choice Fancy Foil is decorated with fresh cuts of meat and is so cool you'll forget that... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $3.39 $3.99
Item #: AU12529

Super Awesome Birthday Mini Decorations: Happy miniature birthday to you! Your Super Awesome special someone is having a birthday, but space is... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $3.97 $7.50
Item #: AU11657

Jesus Adhesive Bandages: OMG (literally)! Now you have seen everything! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes, and scratches with the miraculous healing... Read more

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$5.99
Hot Off The Truck Sep 08
Item #: AU12595

Handicat Finger Puppet: Not buying one would be a cat-astrophe! Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat? You're in luck! This... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12332

Just Shot Shot Glass: This shot glass just got shot. That's right, it's a shot glass that looks like it has a bullet hole going right through it. The... Read more

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$2.99
Item #: AU11267

Bathroom Articles Hanging Banner: Get to know the wonders of your bathroom! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful,... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU11255

Kitchen Articles Hanging Banner: Get to know the wonders of your kitchen! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful,... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12722

Disguise Pin Strange Pin: Add something unique to your outfit or collection with this enamel Disguise Glasses Strange Pin. Featuring a silly pair of... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $5.20 $7.99
Item #: AU12280

BBQ Buddies Fancy Aluminum Foil: This shiny BBQ Buddies Fancy Foil is decorated with friendly anthropomorphic hot dogs and hamburgers. It's so cool... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $3.39 $3.99
Item #: AU11093

Dashboard Jesus: Put this 4 1/2-inch tall Dashboard Jesus in your car and he'll be your co-pilot. Even though he may guide you through the valley of... Read more

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$6.50
Item #: AU11135

Moral Stories #1 Hanging Banner: There's always a moral to the story! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful, an... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12473

Horse Head Mask Squirrel Feeder: As funny as a horse head is on a human head, it's even funnier on a squirrel's noggin! This Horse Head Mask Squirrel... Read more

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$15.50
Item #: AU12443

Jane Austen Action Figure: This 5 1/2-inch tall hard vinyl Jane Austen Action Figure pays homage to one of history's greatest observers of human... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12139

Emergency Underpants Dispenser: Fresh underpants when YOU need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if you have (gasp), another... Read more

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$7.50
Item #: AU12107

Hipster Mustache: We liked the Hipster Mustache before it was cool. Sometimes called the ironic mustache, this Hipster Mustache has an adhesive back... Read more

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$2.99
Item #: AU12291

Dashboard Monster Bobble Head: You probably recognize this multi-eyed monster; he's one of the Deluxe Finger Monsters transformed into a Dashboard... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12143

Artists Facial Hair: This Artist Facial Hair takes you from average schmoe to accomplished artist without having to have a single original idea or... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12519

Bigfoot Research Kit: Look for the elusive Bigfoot with this Bigfoot Research Kit. This Kit comes with everything you need to prove Bigfoot is not a... Read more

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$15.99
Item #: AU12449

Mustache Party Set of 10: A little hair on the upper lip makes your party extra hip. These days when you're planning your party, you have to ask... Read more

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$9.50
Item #: AU11884

Squirrel Mini Underpants: Protect the squirrel in your life from indecent exposure! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Are you sick... Read more

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$6.50
Item #: AU12389

Shakespearean Insult Bandages: Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. There are 15 bandages in the included... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12098

Emergency Bowtie: Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU11951

Handerpants Gloves: Gloves that will keep them guessing! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Are you really naked under those gloves?... Read more

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$10.99
Item #: AU11263

Home Science-Cooking and Utensils Chart Hanging Banner: Know your positions! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12674

Wind-Up Chattering Teeth: The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat surface. They'll move and... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU11893

Crazy Cat Lady Board Game: How many cats can you get? Feline fun turns to feline frenzy! Makes a great gift! You can never have too many cats! Or can... Read more

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$21.99
Item #: AU12101

Mr. Bacon Jumbo Magent: Bacon in the fridge, bacon on the fridge! Much like real bacon, this 15-inch tall Mr. Bacon magnet is quite versatile. Put... Read more

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$5.99
Item #: AU12117

Mustache Jumbo Magnet: Your refrigerator looks so clean shaven, have you considered a magnetic mustache? Everything looks better with a mustache,... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12404

Instant Audience Sounds: Puts an audience in the palm of your hand. You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12668

Strange Friends Maggie Squirrel Action Figure: It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, what is that thing? Nobody knows and nobody should care because... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU12542

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener: Is it really that weird for squirrels to be wearing underpants? Those little devils have been causing havoc for... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU11763

Delinquent Switchblade Folding Comb: Stay cool, stay groomed, stay tough! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! You've heard the stories:... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12257

Squid Head Scalp Massager: Experts agree, there's nothing more relaxing than a head massage from a squid. This hard vinyl 7 1/4-inch tall x 3... Read more

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$2.99
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