Skip to content
Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee Impractical Items That Make Life Better and So Much More Fun!


You might be familiar with this amazing company and its products under the name Accoutrements. That's because for a while, the company started in 1983 by Mark Pahlow did its
retail sales under the name Archie McPhee and made products under the name Accoutrements before settling on Archie McPhee Wholesale. Located in Seattle, Washington, Archie McPhee designs and manufactures impractical items that make life better and bring strange and amazing things to the world. The result is an incredible array of novelties, costumes and masks, kitchenware, holiday ornaments, action figures, bobbleheads, car accessories, pins, and more with themes as diverse as animals, food, artwork / wall hangings, Bigfoot, historical figures, and unicorns! This broad line of original and amazing products for amusement, fashion, and lifestyle is a dynamic fusion of quality, creativity, and style that results in products that are fresh, bold, and thoughtful. You may have seen them in major motion pictures, TV shows, periodicals, and websites. Now, it's your turn. These fabulous creations are sure to bring fun and excitement to your home, classroom, car, or office!
... Read More
Close

Showing 20 items for:

Company:

Archie McPhee

Show: All | In-Stock | Pre-Order |

Bigfoot Bandages

Item #: AU12477

Bigfoot Bandages: Anyone with feet the size of Bigfoot's must need bandages all the time. These extra large Bigfoot Bandages measure 3-inches long x... Read more

In Stock
Outlet Deal: $4.33 $5.99
Hot Off The Truck Mar 01

Electronic Yodelling Pickle

Item #: AU11761

Electronic Yodelling Pickle: This is no ordinary pickle. You won't believe your ears! Makes a sweet gift! Are you sick and tired of using melodious... Read more

In Stock
$11.99

Parts of the Body Hanging Banner

Item #: AU11133

Parts of the Body Hanging Banner: Get to know your anatomy! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful, an Indian... Read more

In Stock
Outlet Deal: $2.21 $4.99
Hot Off The Truck Mar 01

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Item #: AU12389

Shakespearean Insult Bandages: Even knaves, rascals and scoundrels get scrapes and cuts that require bandages. There are 15 bandages in the included... Read more

In Stock
$5.99

Handicat Finger Puppet

Item #: AU12595

Handicat Finger Puppet: Not buying one would be a cat-astrophe! Have you ever looked at your hand and wished it was a cat? You're in luck! This... Read more

In Stock
$7.99

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

Item #: AU11476

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages: Now you can be injured AND stylish! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! There's nothing better for... Read more

In Stock
$5.99

Delinquent Switchblade Folding Comb

Item #: AU11763

Delinquent Switchblade Folding Comb: Stay cool, stay groomed, stay tough! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! You've heard the stories:... Read more

In Stock
$6.99

Bigfoot Research Kit

Item #: AU12519

Bigfoot Research Kit: Look for the elusive Bigfoot with this Bigfoot Research Kit. This Kit comes with everything you need to prove Bigfoot is not a... Read more

In Stock
$15.99
Hot Off The Truck Mar 01

Bird Toothpick Dispenser

Item #: AU10481

Bird Toothpick Dispenser: Standing on top of a 2-inch tall hollow base, the bird in this Bird Toothpick Dispenser pecks a pick for you when you press... Read more

In Stock
$7.99

Bigfoot Glass Ornament

Item #: AU12495

Bigfoot Glass Ornament: Hide this 6 1/4-inch tall Bigfoot Glass Ornament on your Christmas tree and the whole family becomes Bigfoot hunters!... Read more

In Stock
$16.99

Instant Underpants

Item #: AU12086

Instant Underpants: Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them... Read more

Coming in July 2023
$4.99

Cat Bonnet

Item #: AU12655

Cat Bonnet: Does your kitty shamefully show off her beautiful ears? Don't you understand your cat wants to be plain and simple? This 100% cotton... Read more

Coming in May 2023
$5.99
Hot Off The Truck Mar 01

Emergency Bowtie

Item #: AU12098

Emergency Bowtie: Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen... Read more

In Stock
$6.99

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener

Item #: AU12542

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener: Is it really that weird for squirrels to be wearing underpants? Those little devils have been causing havoc for... Read more

In Stock
$3.99

Bathroom Articles Hanging Banner

Item #: AU11267

Bathroom Articles Hanging Banner: Get to know the wonders of your bathroom! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful,... Read more

In Stock
$4.99

Kitchen Articles Hanging Banner

Item #: AU11255

Kitchen Articles Hanging Banner: Get to know the wonders of your kitchen! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Bizarre and delightful,... Read more

In Stock
$4.99

Squirrel Mini Underpants

Item #: AU11884

Squirrel Mini Underpants: Protect the squirrel in your life from indecent exposure! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Are you sick... Read more

Restocking Soon!
$6.50

Wind-Up Chattering Teeth

Item #: AU12674

Wind-Up Chattering Teeth: The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat surface. They'll move and... Read more

Pre-Sold Out: Coming in May 2023
$4.99

Instant Audience Sounds

Item #: AU12404

Instant Audience Sounds: Puts an audience in the palm of your hand. You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you... Read more

Pre-Sold Out: Coming in May 2023
$9.99

Just Shot Shot Glass

Item #: AU12332

Just Shot Shot Glass: This shot glass just got shot. That's right, it's a shot glass that looks like it has a bullet hole going right through it. The... Read more

Sold Out
Outlet Deal: $2.16 $2.99
Entertainment Earth, LLC. markets and sells products, including children's products, for purchase by adults 18 years and over. If any product you are ordering is intended for a child please assume all of the following warnings may apply to that product:
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a small ball. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-This toy is a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Toy contains a marble. Not for children under 3 years.
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once.
Entertainment Earth, LLC. markets and sells products in California. Some items may expose you to chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
WARNING: PROP 65 WARNING-Cancer and Reproductive Harm - www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
Read More Testimonials
Back To Top
This site uses cookies to analyze and make your experience on our site better. Learn more in our Privacy Policy. By continuing to use this site or closing this banner, your consent is deemed to be provided.
Need Help? Ask an Expert!
Message
0