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Hot Off The Truck Jul 21
Item #: AU12470

Crazy Cat Lady Version 2 Action Figure: Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady, but it's the rare desk that boasts an articulated Crazy Cat Lady Version 2... Read more

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$14.99
Hot Off The Truck Jul 21
Item #: AU12086

Instant Underpants: Need underpants in a hurry? Just add water! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12774

Tin Foil Hat: They only laugh at your tin foil hat because they don't know the truth! One of the most irritating parts of being under constant,... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU12489

Little Undertaker's Modest Urn Coffee Can: Death can be expensive. The Little Undertaker's Modest Urn Coffee Can is a gift for the frugal! This metal... Read more

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$9.50
Item #: AU12219

Switchblade Spork: A switchblade spork? Survival in the epicurean jungle is a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade... Read more

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$6.99
Hot Off The Truck Jul 09
Item #: AU10375

Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold: Brains: they're not just for zombie breakfast anymore! This plastic gelatin mold produces a 7 1/2 x 6 1/2) brain - which... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12267

Inflatable Unicorn Horn: Your inner unicorn is screaming to come out at the most inopportune times. What are you supposed to do? The next time you... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU11862

Ice Cream Boy Action Figure: Someone's hungry! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! When it comes to jovial mascots of overindulgence,... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12738

Crazy Cat Lady Strange Pin: Add something unique to your outfit or collection with this enamel Crazy Cat Lady Strange Pin. Picturing a crazy cat lady... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12139

Emergency Underpants Dispenser: Fresh underpants when YOU need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if you have (gasp), another... Read more

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$7.50
Item #: AU12276

Butcher's Choice Fancy Aluminum Foil: This shiny Butcher's Choice Fancy Foil is decorated with fresh cuts of meat and is so cool you'll forget that... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12158

Mustache Baking Mold: The cake Tom Selleck gets on his birthday! If you're throwing a mustache party, we can't imagine a more useful or versatile... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12668

Strange Friends Maggie Squirrel Action Figure: It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, what is that thing? Nobody knows and nobody should care because... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU12529

Super Awesome Birthday Mini Decorations: Happy miniature birthday to you! Your Super Awesome special someone is having a birthday, but space is... Read more

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$7.50
Item #: AU12134

Ear Guards Set of 2: Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guards! Just slip them over your ears before you go... Read more

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$1.99
Item #: AU12378

Tattoupees Set of 4 Sheets: It's the hat tat for the adventurous baldy. Once you have some Tattoupées, you'll know exactly what to do when you look... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12386

Googly Eyes Glasses: Finally, real googly eyes for real people. Why do inanimate objects get all the Googly Eye glory? Now you can bedeck yourself... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU12117

Mustache Jumbo Magnet: Your refrigerator looks so clean shaven, have you considered a magnetic mustache? Everything looks better with a mustache,... Read more

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$7.99
Hot Off The Truck Jul 16
Item #: AU12280

BBQ Buddies Fancy Aluminum Foil: This shiny BBQ Buddies Fancy Foil is decorated with friendly anthropomorphic hot dogs and hamburgers. It's so cool... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12374

Googly Eyes Drink Markers Set of 4: Pop off the top of his head and drink him down. Slip one of these Googly Eyes Drink Markers around a regular size... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12527

Geek Pennant: Geek pride! It used to be an insult to be called a geek, but now it's a point of pride. This 20-inch felt pennant either shows you are... Read more

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$4.50
Item #: AU11763

Delinquent Switchblade Folding Comb: Stay cool, stay groomed, stay tough! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! You've heard the stories:... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12645

Cowgirl Tin Tote: Even the rowdiest cowgirls need to eat lunch. Pack yours in this Cowgirl Tin Tote featuring an illustration of a cowgirl riding a... Read more

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Outlet Deal: $12.60 $13.99
Item #: AU10295

Refracting Prism: Experience the amazing full color spectrum! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Educational as well as fun, our 4... Read more

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$4.50
Item #: AU12516

Existential Coloring Book: You can "color" all the pages in varying shades of gray. The Existential Coloring Book is packed to the gills with... Read more

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$7.50
Item #: AU12321

Tech Monks Teacups Set of 2: Enlighten your tea drinking experience with electronics. In a world filled with distractions, attaining nirvana can be... Read more

Coming in August 2021
$8.99
Item #: AU12542

Squirrel in Underpants Air Freshener: Is it really that weird for squirrels to be wearing underpants? Those little devils have been causing havoc for... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU12674

Wind-Up Chattering Teeth: The classic novelty item! Wind this set of cheerful chompers up and then set them on a flat surface. They'll move and... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU10571

Freeloader Fork: Are you gonna finish that? What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Ever been tempted by a passing dessert cart? Desired a... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU12364

Inflatable Unicorn Horn Cat Hat: Your cat makes a show of being regal and in control, but you could turn all that around with this Inflatable Unicorn... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12705

Hell is Other People Welcome Mat: Give people a "friendly" greeting with this Hell is Other People Welcome Mat. Featuring a quote from Jean-Paul... Read more

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$14.99
Item #: AU11888

Ultimate Geek Pen: Five awesome tools, and yes, it does write too! The best tool for writing in the dark! UV light, red laser pointer, bright white... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU11328

Dashboard Hula Girl: The Dashboard Hula Girl measures 5.25-inches tall and is made of hard vinyl and metal. With her adhesive base, this Hula Girl... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12179

Public Toilet Survival Kit: You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared... Read more

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$4.99
Item #: AU12266

Emergency Googly Eyes Tin: Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-covered tin filled with 20 pairs of plastic eyes in four different... Read more

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$5.50
Item #: AU12455

Super Awesome Postcard Book: The Super Awesome Postcard Book contains 30 of the most awesome postcards ever produced! Picturing everything from... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12690

Go to Hell! Board Game: Go to hell! No, that's not an insult, it's the point of the game! Grab all your friends and race towards the fiery pits of... Read more

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$21.99
Item #: AU12297

Mustache Ice Cube Tray: Mustaches are always cool, but now they can be downright frigid! This silicone Mustache Ice Cube Tray makes 8 perfect... Read more

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$2.50
Item #: AU11794

Lil Devils Trick of the Day Set: Simple tricks and jokes that are sure to please! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Make everyday a... Read more

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$11.99
Item #: AU11951

Handerpants Gloves: Gloves that will keep them guessing! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Are you really naked under those gloves?... Read more

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$10.99
Item #: AU12522

Grump Notebooks: Having a bad day or some nasty thought? Well pour all your grievances into these notebooks made specially for those grumps of the... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12469

Amazing Hypno Glasses: Make the world do your bidding (allegedly). You are feeling very sleepy. As you drift into a state of suggestibility, let us... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12683

Rubber Chicken Socks: Secure your status as a world-class jokester with these hilarious Rubber Chicken Socks. Made to keep your feet warm and... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU12241

Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags: Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but... Read more

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$3.99
Item #: AU11126

Giant Wooden 14-Inch Pencil: IT'S HUGE! Bigger is better, and the Giant Wooden Pencil must be the best ever! Coming to you in a giant bag with... Read more

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$6.99
Item #: AU12404

Instant Audience Sounds: Puts an audience in the palm of your hand. You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you... Read more

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$9.99
Item #: AU11928

Stylish Mustaches For Girls Set: Try a daring new look, ladies! What a novel(ty) idea! Makes a great, wacky gift! Everyone loves a mustache, but why... Read more

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$2.50
Item #: AU12722

Disguise Pin Strange Pin: Add something unique to your outfit or collection with this enamel Disguise Glasses Strange Pin. Featuring a silly pair of... Read more

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$7.99
Item #: AU12666

Hell is Other People Socks: Show off your "bubbly" personality with these Hell is Other People Socks. Make it clear you mean business, and your... Read more

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$8.99
Item #: AU12689

Tapir Socks: Slip into these comfy socks and tune into a nature documentary about the adorably odd-looking Tapir. These Tapir Socks are green and... Read more

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$8.99
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